#15-The Tortoise and the Hare


March 12, 2007

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15-The Tortoise and the Hare

15-The Tortoise and the Hare

"#15-The Tortoise and the Hare" is the 16th episode of Skippy's Short Stories.


Skippy tells the story of a tortoise and a hare. He says that everybody knows that "a tortoise is a rabbit and a hare is a turtle".

One night, Tortoise and Hare are playing poker and things get heated over the potato chips and the Kool-Aid and things go bad because Hare thought he was down 6 aces. All of a sudden, there was a big fight and Tortoise blames the Hare for cheating. The Hare stands up and challenges Tortoise to get in a pool and start a race and Tortoise accepts it. So he jumps under the water and starts floating all slow as Skippy imitates slow music. Meanwhile, the Hare is all fast and in the mood and he says that he has never lost a race in his life and tells someone to get his floaties. The Hare puts his floaties, jumps in, and hits the water, only to sink to the bottom and die on spot because rabbits do not swim. Skippy then shouts, "STUPID!".

Before the episode ends, Skippy says that someone should call the floaty-making company and sue them because it doesn't work.