#29 - Britney's New Album!


December 3, 2008

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29 - Britney's New Album!

29 - Britney's New Album!

"#29 - Britney's New Album!" is the 30th episode of Skippy's Short Stories.


Skippy greets the viewers and congratulates Britney Spears, saying, "I mean come on! What a roller coaster ride she's been on, huh?! I mean, shoot!". He says first, she is a cute little Disney kid, then all of a sudden, is the hottest thing since IcyHot, then a "big fat bald man", then becomes hot again, has a new album, and everyone loves her; so Skippy congratulates Spears and says they are proud of her. Suddenly, a farting sound is heard repeatedly and Skippy coughs and covers his nose in disgust until he sees where the farting is coming from: The evil clown, who replies, "Oops! I did it again!" (parodying one of Spears' songs) and laughs evilly. He says he boofered and laughs evilly again.

The scene cuts to Chris Crocker (played by Greg Harrisberg) yelling his infamous quote "LEAVE... BRITNEY... ALOOOOOONE!!!".

Suddenly, a record scratches and the scene switches back to Skippy, who yells at Crocker to quit his whining and calls him a pansy. Skippy then says, "Which guys wear makeup?! Tammy Faye Bakker?!" and shouts, "STUPID!".

As the credits roll, it says that NearFar hopes they offended Britney Spears fans, Chris "Quiver Lip" Crocker, bin Laden (misspelled as "bin Ladin"), "your mom", white people, black people, and the Pope's dog.